Celebrity Deathmatch

Celebrities duel it out in a wrestling ring, the first one who dies loses.
Season 1 - Celebrity Deathmatch
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Season 2 - Celebrity Deathmatch
"1. Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon 2. Ozzy Osbourne vs. Rob Zombie 3. Marilyn Manson vs. Ricky Martin\n\nThe second fandemonium:\n\nSummary:\n\n1 - Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon\n\nThey each had to build machines from a bag of parts, after a while Damon builds a meat slicer, Affleck asks him how it works, so Damon bends over to show how it works, but then Affleck kicks him into the machine, and he is sliced up.\n\n2 - Ozzy Osbourne vs. Rob Zombie\n\nOzzy rips out Rob's brain and turns him into a zombie, then he makes him do disgusting things, like licking Ozzy's feet clean, but then the zombie freaks out, and starts attacking Ozzy, but Ozzy throws the zombie's brain to the zombie, and he starts playing with it, and slam dunks it into the floor, which destroys the brain, and he dies.\n\n3 - Marilyn Manson vs. Ricky Martin\n\nThis was actually a musical number preformed by Marilyn Manson (Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes), a while into the song, Ricky Martin jumps up on the stagem and starts kicking Marilyn's a"
Season 3 - Celebrity Deathmatch
"1. Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton 2. Potato Kahn vs. Cousin Grimm 3. Harrison Ford vs. Samuel L. Jackson\n\nNick and Johnny presents an entirly science fiction lineups this evening, the fights also takes place on a science fiction convention in New York.\n\nFight Summary:\n\n1 - Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton\n\nSigourney pops Linda's mucle built arms with a nail, but then Linda writes down \"\"I'm the king of the world\"\" in blood, and makes Sigourney say it. This freaks Linda out since \"\"I'm the king of the world\"\" is the tagline for Titanic, directed by James Cameron, who was married to Linda, but left her. Linda is so freaked out she bites Sigourney in her ear, spins her around, and send her away, and she lands, and gets impaled on a \"\"chest-buster\"\" (plastic hand)\n\n2 - Potato Kahn vs. Cousin Grimm\n\nThe finale of the freakfights.\n\nCousin Grimm knocks Potato Kahn into the ceiling, and when he falls down, Cousin Grimm holds up a slicer, and Potato is turned into potato chips. The potato"
Season 4 - Celebrity Deathmatch
"Lenny Kravitz vs Jimi Hendrix Shaggy vs Bob Marley Dave Matthews vs Keith Richards\n\n1. Lenny Kravitz vs Jimi Hendrix Using the time machine, Stone Cold Steve Austin brings back Jimi Hendrix. Hendrix claims that Kravitz ripped him off and starts beating him up. Hendrix rips off Kravitz's sunglasses, to reveal his big bug eyes. He runs out of the ring and climbs the lighting rig, and pours sulphuric acid onto Hendrix's head. Then he climbs down and pours vomiting medicine down Hendrix' throat. Hendrix replies by vomiting down Kravitz's throat, then he throws him against the ropes, Kravitz bounces back and Hendrix smashes his throat to pieces.\n\n2. Shaggy vs Bob Marley The time machine is used to bring back Bob Marley. Bob Marley too claims to be ripped off by Shaggy. They fight for a while and Marley grabs one of the turnbuckles and starts impaling Shaggy with it, and starts asking Shaggy about who the best reggae singer was, Shaggy replies by naming a lot of artists, this p"
Season 5 - Celebrity Deathmatch
"Ricky Martin vs. William Hung Pamela Anderson vs. Tommy Lee Jason \"Wee-Man\" Acu\u00f1a vs. Verne Troyer"
Season 6 - Celebrity Deathmatch
"Anna Kournikova vs. Danica Patrick Chris Pontius vs. Mark Zupan Barry Bonds vs."